Handsome Siblings Episode 13 Recap
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Hearing Xiao Mimimi call their names, Jiang Yulang asked Xiao Yu'er if he had covered the latrine when he came down. Xiao Yu'er said he hadn't, and Jiang Yulang said then she would definitely discover them. Xiao Mimimi saw that the latrine cover was not in place, knowing that the two were hiding underneath. She told Xiao Yu'er to come up otherwise she would drop the Duanglong Stone and they wouldn't be able to come up.
Xiao Yu'er thought she was trying to scare them and ignored her. Seeing Xiao Yu'er asleep, Jiang Yulang took down a book of Classic of Poetry from a shelf on the wall, then secretly hid a map from inside it. None of this escaped Xiao Yu'er's eyes. He pretended to ask Jiang Yulang to sleep on his mat, then caught him off guard and acupunctured him. He then took the map from Jiang Yulang's hair bun.
Jiang Yulang said it was a treasure map, but Xiao Yu'er burned the map, leaving Jiang Yulang both surprised and angry. Xiao Yu'er asked him where he found the treasure map, and he said it was at his own home. Xiao Yu'er knew that he had followed the map to this place, and then was captured by Xiao Mimimi. He said Jiang Yulang should thank Xiao Mimimi for saving him, because this map was fake.
The mapmaker's purpose was to gather everyone together to kill each other. If he hadn't been captured and brought to the underground palace, he might have died long ago on Emei Mountain. At this moment, Xiao Mimimi returned. She told them to come up quickly, stating that whoever came up first would become the new master of the underground palace, while the one who lagged behind would never get out. Xiao Yu'er loudly declared that they were not coming out.
Xiao Mimimi, in a fit of anger, closed the latrine door. Xiao Yu'er unsealed Jiang Yulang's acupoints. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yulang attacked, intending to kill him. Xiao Yu'er asked why he would kill him when they were both trapped there. Jiang Yulang replied that his food supply was originally enough for him for a month, but with Xiao Yu'er, it would only last half a month.
Xiao Yu'er said that it was truly wicked of him to try and kill him just to live for an extra half month. He had originally considered himself the most evil person in the world, but now it seemed that when it came to a cruel heart, Jiang Yulang was truly number one. The two started fighting. Jiang Yulang was not a match and was knocked to the ground.
Xiao Yu'er did not want to kill him, but Jiang Yulang quickly got up and ambushed him from behind. He was kicked by Xiao Yu'er into the wall, and dirt was shaken off the wall. Jiang Yulang saw a small hole, so he started digging with a shovel. The opening grew larger and larger. They peeked inside and saw it was a secret chamber, so they jumped in. Inside, there were many treasures and five standing corpses.
Jiang Yulang said they were the Five Absolutes of Heaven and Earth, who were among the top masters in the world eighty years ago. Xiao Yu'er blew a breath, and the five figures fell backward. He laughed, saying that he was truly number one in the world. They saw the five figures facing a door, thinking that the person inside the door must have even greater martial arts skills.
So they pushed the door open and went in, seeing a person standing with his back to the door. Xiao Yu'er said what good was high martial arts if in the end one was still just a withered skeleton. He raised his lamp and walked in front of the person. Upon seeing this person's lifelike face, Jiang Yulang was so scared that he couldn't help but fall to his knees. Xiao Yu'er saw an unparalleled beauty lying on the bed.
Beside her, he found a piece of cloth with writing on it. From it, he learned the whole story. It turned out that Ouyang Ting had invited the Five Absolutes of Heaven and Earth here to cultivate divine martial arts. He had completed the divine martial arts before the five of them, and killed all five in one move. Unexpectedly, that same day, his wife prepared two cups of poisoned wine, and both of them drank it, perishing together.
Jiang Yulang asked why she would kill her husband. Xiao Yu'er said it was because her entire family had died by Ouyang Ting's hand. She had married him under a false identity, waiting for an opportunity to take revenge. Xiao Yu'er found the Five Absolutes Manual on Ouyang Ting's body. Jiang Yulang wanted to claim it for himself and aimed a hidden weapon at him. Xiao Yu'er asked why he was pointing an empty tube at him.
He said if he wanted the manual, he would give it to him. With that, he stuffed the manual into Jiang Yulang's hand. He then said that if they couldn't find an exit, what good would it be to master divine martial arts? Jiang Yulang found his words reasonable and searched for an exit with him. After a while, Jiang Yulang discovered a bottle of Five Poisons Heavenly Water. This water was very poisonous.
He prepared to use the poisonous water against Xiao Yu'er, but then saw Xiao Yu'er holding the same hidden weapon from before and pointing it at him. Jiang Yulang asked if he hadn't just said it was an empty tube. Xiao Yu'er said he had lied to him, and now they could test whose needle was faster or whose water was faster. Jiang Yulang was so frightened that he knelt and begged for mercy.
Suddenly, Xiao Mimimi flew in, snatched the poisonous water, knocked both of them to the ground, and locked them together with an affection lock. Tie Xinlan woke up and refused to eat. Since they wouldn't let her jump off the cliff, she decided to starve and dehydrate herself to death. Hua Wuque asked her if she didn't want to collect Xiao Yu'er's body. Tie Xinlan said of course she did, but how could she get down a ten thousand-foot cliff?
Hua Wuque said he had a rope long enough, and as long as she was willing to eat and recover her strength, he would take her into the valley. Upon hearing this, Tie Xinlan took the bowl and started drinking the porridge in large gulps. One day, Hua Wuque took Tie Xinlan, holding onto a rope, down into the valley. Unexpectedly, midway, Tie Xinlan was abducted by a person who resembled a monkey.
Hua Wuque quickly used his qinggong to pursue and rescue her. In the cliff cave, there was also a white-haired old man. He was very surprised to see Hua Wuque, because the young man in front of him looked exactly like Jiang Feng, who had died tragically eighteen years ago. The old man introduced himself as Shen Qinghong. The strange-looking person was the Monkey of the Twelve Zodiac Signs.
Eighteen years ago, the Twelve Zodiac Signs had robbed him of his red goods. The Monkey had his eyes poked out by Yan Nantian. He forced the Monkey to reveal the hiding place of the red goods and came here with him. However, the Monkey did not want to return the red goods to him. He used a fire starter to burn the rope leading upwards, so the two had been trapped there for eighteen years.
The Monkey put his hand around Tie Xinlan's throat, saying that he had been waiting for this rope leading up for a long time. He said Tie Xinlan was Hua Wuque's beloved, right? If he wanted to save her, he should kill Shen Qinghong. Tie Xinlan said Hua Wuque was not her beloved, and that he had killed her true love. She had always wanted revenge, and if the Monkey released her, she could help him deal with Hua Wuque.
The Monkey believed her and released her. Hua Wuque took the opportunity to leap over and fight him. The Monkey was not a match and was forced to the cave entrance by Hua Wuque. Shen Qinghong struck him with a palm, knocking him down to the bottom of the valley.
